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To Edska: The King's Proof, provided by a loyal minion.
Edska, I am the King's minion, and not the King himself - he was BombKing and I am bombminion (you might want to brush up on your reading skills, as the King does not look favorably upon those who are unable to even read his name). As a loyal minion, I have decided to set about on the task of proving that his claims were true, since he is much too busy with his Kingly duties to do it for you himself; you are not nearly important enough for him to waste any of his own time. As a result, I do not have the power to provide you with a screenshot from the profile page of the King's account, but this should be proof enough (unless you are more clueless than he originally thought):
I was actually present when a verbal altercation between BuckYou and ~bigbootyliciousgirl occurred yesterday on the Dallas server. I remember this altercation very vividly and clearly, since it happened just before our beloved King, amberlight, logged in after a very long absence, as proven in the picture I have posted. In the picture, it says "The player has not been active recently". This only occurs when I player has not played for a very, very long time (i.e. for many, many months). So when he logged in yesterday (for the first time in a very, very long time, I repeat), I'm sure all of us, his minions, were very surprised to see him grace us with his presence after such a long hiatus from the game. The question on everyone's mind was, what brought him back to us? Why did he return after such a long absence? How long will he bless us with his presence for this time, before he sets off on account of his important Kingly responsibilities?
His return was such a momentous occasion. In all my joy, I also noticed from the corner of my eye that BuckYou and ~bigbootyliciousgirl had been muted for 256 and 1024 minutes respectively, just before the King arrived. I'm sure you remember this too, since you were the one who muted them yesterday. Anyway, soon after, the two of them left (good riddance in my mind at the time, especially since BuckYou had daringly claimed to be amberlight, and had dissed one of the King's most loyal servants, OmegaKnight), and the server was left in peace for the rest of us to observe our King do what he does best: obliterate every single pathetic enemy that gets in his path. He did this for exactly one round of sixteen minutes, not one second more, or one second less. The King is such a perfectionist - it's one of the many things that makes him so great. His Kingdom runs like clockwork. Anyway, I digress. Just as quickly as he had arrived and gotten settled in, the King had soon left us. In fact, it all happened so fast, it still feels like a dream, though the best dream I've ever had, I must say. I was left a little deflated afterwards. I wished he had stayed for much longer, but the King knows best and I cannot dare to question his decision to leave.
The important thing to note was that he spoke only once to us, his minions, during his time online. The only thing he said during the whole sixteen minutes he was present with us was a simple 'no', in response to another minion, 'JohnnyB's' question "Did Edska mute you amberlight?". At first, I found his question to be very strange. How would anyone dare mute the King? It was BuckYou, the one who falsely claimed to be King, who was muted. This is not even mentioning the fact that the King obeys all the laws, since he is the one who writes them. He would never be caught dead breaking a rule. What a silly thing for a minion to say. Luckily the King is so generous and forgiving that he didn't have JohnnyB beheaded on the spot. The King said 'no'. He was not muted. End of discussion. Or so I thought.
A short while after he left, I saw his thread on here - his declaration of how awesome he truly is, appropriately titled 'The King Returns'. I also saw your doubts about his claims too, Edska. Oh, ye of little faith, Edska. I felt it was my duty, as a faithful minion, to save you the embarrassment of making a fool out of yourself by accusing the King to be a liar. You can thank me for potentially saving your life later.
In his post on reddit, the King claimed to also own the accounts BuckYou, SofaKingLag, SofaStrong, among others. His claims are true, by virtue of the fact that it came from his mouth. The King never lies. You're lucky you aren't learning this the hard way, Edska: through the slaughter of your entire family, or some other Kingly punishment. So, I went onto bombermine-ranking.com to obtain proof. If you look at the picture I have posted, you will see that BuckYou had logged out 16 minutes before amberlight did. 16 minutes is the exact duration of a round, which is the exact time our King amberlight stayed online. BuckYou claims to be amberlight and gets muted; BuckYou logs off; amberlight logs on right after BuckYou logs off, after a very long absence no less, to show the doubters (including me, since I doubted the King was BuckYou too) who he truly is: Coincidence? I think not. When the King does something, coincidence is never part of the equation. Every move is carefully calculated, every reaction is anticipated. That's what makes him so excellent at being King. I can't believe how difficult it is for you to piece it together - the King has practically spelt it out for you.
But how did he get past the 256 minute mute you put on him when he was BuckYou, you ask? Oh, the King knows all the tricks, he has all the tools, to get past the little ego-stroking, dick-extending 'powers' you mods possess. He owns as many computers as the strands of hair on your head, and as many unique internet connections to go with each. His vast wealth is simply inconceivable for our peasant-minds. He also knows how to use VPN. It would be very naive for you to think that the King would be stopped by your feeble mute.
As a final piece of advice, Edska, I'd like to tell you this: don't doubt the King again, or there will be consequences.
I was actually present when a verbal altercation between BuckYou and ~bigbootyliciousgirl occurred yesterday on the Dallas server. I remember this altercation very vividly and clearly, since it happened just before our beloved King, amberlight, logged in after a very long absence, as proven in the picture I have posted. In the picture, it says "The player has not been active recently". This only occurs when I player has not played for a very, very long time (i.e. for many, many months). So when he logged in yesterday (for the first time in a very, very long time, I repeat), I'm sure all of us, his minions, were very surprised to see him grace us with his presence after such a long hiatus from the game. The question on everyone's mind was, what brought him back to us? Why did he return after such a long absence? How long will he bless us with his presence for this time, before he sets off on account of his important Kingly responsibilities?
His return was such a momentous occasion. In all my joy, I also noticed from the corner of my eye that BuckYou and ~bigbootyliciousgirl had been muted for 256 and 1024 minutes respectively, just before the King arrived. I'm sure you remember this too, since you were the one who muted them yesterday. Anyway, soon after, the two of them left (good riddance in my mind at the time, especially since BuckYou had daringly claimed to be amberlight, and had dissed one of the King's most loyal servants, OmegaKnight), and the server was left in peace for the rest of us to observe our King do what he does best: obliterate every single pathetic enemy that gets in his path. He did this for exactly one round of sixteen minutes, not one second more, or one second less. The King is such a perfectionist - it's one of the many things that makes him so great. His Kingdom runs like clockwork. Anyway, I digress. Just as quickly as he had arrived and gotten settled in, the King had soon left us. In fact, it all happened so fast, it still feels like a dream, though the best dream I've ever had, I must say. I was left a little deflated afterwards. I wished he had stayed for much longer, but the King knows best and I cannot dare to question his decision to leave.
The important thing to note was that he spoke only once to us, his minions, during his time online. The only thing he said during the whole sixteen minutes he was present with us was a simple 'no', in response to another minion, 'JohnnyB's' question "Did Edska mute you amberlight?". At first, I found his question to be very strange. How would anyone dare mute the King? It was BuckYou, the one who falsely claimed to be King, who was muted. This is not even mentioning the fact that the King obeys all the laws, since he is the one who writes them. He would never be caught dead breaking a rule. What a silly thing for a minion to say. Luckily the King is so generous and forgiving that he didn't have JohnnyB beheaded on the spot. The King said 'no'. He was not muted. End of discussion. Or so I thought.
A short while after he left, I saw his thread on here - his declaration of how awesome he truly is, appropriately titled 'The King Returns'. I also saw your doubts about his claims too, Edska. Oh, ye of little faith, Edska. I felt it was my duty, as a faithful minion, to save you the embarrassment of making a fool out of yourself by accusing the King to be a liar. You can thank me for potentially saving your life later.
In his post on reddit, the King claimed to also own the accounts BuckYou, SofaKingLag, SofaStrong, among others. His claims are true, by virtue of the fact that it came from his mouth. The King never lies. You're lucky you aren't learning this the hard way, Edska: through the slaughter of your entire family, or some other Kingly punishment. So, I went onto bombermine-ranking.com to obtain proof. If you look at the picture I have posted, you will see that BuckYou had logged out 16 minutes before amberlight did. 16 minutes is the exact duration of a round, which is the exact time our King amberlight stayed online. BuckYou claims to be amberlight and gets muted; BuckYou logs off; amberlight logs on right after BuckYou logs off, after a very long absence no less, to show the doubters (including me, since I doubted the King was BuckYou too) who he truly is: Coincidence? I think not. When the King does something, coincidence is never part of the equation. Every move is carefully calculated, every reaction is anticipated. That's what makes him so excellent at being King. I can't believe how difficult it is for you to piece it together - the King has practically spelt it out for you.
But how did he get past the 256 minute mute you put on him when he was BuckYou, you ask? Oh, the King knows all the tricks, he has all the tools, to get past the little ego-stroking, dick-extending 'powers' you mods possess. He owns as many computers as the strands of hair on your head, and as many unique internet connections to go with each. His vast wealth is simply inconceivable for our peasant-minds. He also knows how to use VPN. It would be very naive for you to think that the King would be stopped by your feeble mute.
As a final piece of advice, Edska, I'd like to tell you this: don't doubt the King again, or there will be consequences.
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