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Gally vs Pwnyy
Pwnyy shoots two beams of light out towards Gally
Gally: You'll need something faster then light
Before the light even reaches Gally, he already is behind pwnyy with his hand on pwnyy's shoulder
Gally: Don't do it... we know how this will end
pwnyy: hahahaha
Gally: is something funny?
pwnyy: Yes! Yes! But Gally!
pwnyy: Hear me out! You know as well as I that the difference between us is like the difference between heaven and earth.
Gally: Naturally...
pwnyy: Well, if you truly believe so... take one of my attacks head on!
Gally: Oh? You know this is pointless right? But very well.
Gally: I'll even lower my defenses
pwnyy: defenses?
A vast array of magic circles completely surround Gally; thin slices of orange circles appear blocking out the universes natural light source
pwnyy: what the actual fuck...
Gally holds up his finger
Gally: wait a second, not done yet
The magic circles extend from his body creating a cascading loop of hoops, an intricate weave of commands and power... but above it all is 5 stars floating right above his head
Gally: As you can see by this all around you, this is the fruit of my labors, the source of my power!
Gally: It would be no fun to fight you at this level...
Gally begins to laugh profusely
Gally: I've always wanted to do this
Gally smashes down both of his hands - completely shattering the circles -
The 5 stars, become 4, they then become 3, 2, and then 1... and he begins to lose his foundational levels as well
Gally: jajajajaja! This feeling, so this is what it feels like to be weak?
Gally: I like it! pwnyy! If there is any inkling of favor you hold towards me, I'll make one request...
Gally: Do not hold back!
pwnyy: You...
pwnyy: You're joking right? There's no wa-
pwnyy: There's no way you could survive!!!
pwnyy also begins laughing
pwnyy: very well Gally... remember... you wished this upon yourself
Two beams of light shoot out of pwnyy's eyes right at Gally
But the light is deflected! An alternate version of Gally steps out of himself, but this time with a camera
Gally: You think I am so weak that I only have reached the pinacle of this universe?
pwnyy: there are more?
The version of Gally that used a 'special' camera to deflect the light refuses with himself
Gally: Even without all of my power you cannot beat me!
pwnyy: You're already dead!
Gally: You are wrong.
Gally then walks outside of his fading body, while a crazy explosion that looks like it is torn between reality and illusion fades out without changing any of the surroundings
Gally: You may think you killed me pwnyy, but I am not dead. And you have not won.
pwnyy: WAIT!!!! That was... the god kick!
pwnyy: How did you even use that on a delayed explosion?
Gally: I'll give you one more chance pwnyy, hit me with everything you have...
pwnyy backs up, and moves at speeds that Gally should no longer have the ability to track
Gally: Ahh... So you've surrounded me with radio bombs eh?
Gally: You seem to have forgotten
Gally throws up a radio bomb and sets it off... it makes an extremely small explosion
pwnyy's eyes widen in shock
pwnyy: that won't work, I've laid down my bombs first!
Gally: Do you truly believe that?
Gally: While your distance may be insane at the moment. I still have my cover pwnyy
Gally: With the openings left, I can defend with my 1 flame!
pwnyy: No! If my bombs are laid down first, it will go-
Gally rolls a minebomb over setting off the chain, right before it hits him he jumps into a secluded space
pwnyy: You were just trying to buy time! Did you also just use a jetpack generator...
pwnyy: hmm, so you probably have three other perks?
Gally: You continue to bombard me with child's play pwnyy...
Gally cracks his neck, pops his shoulders then stretches while holding his hands together and cracking his fingers
Gally: I'm putting you on a clock
Gally looks up
Gally: It is time... you better run!
A shield magically appears over Gally
pwnyy: No... a shield generator as well! He... isn't doing what I think he is? Right? RIGHT!?
Gally: EXPLOSION!
Massive walls of fire extend out from Gally... creating a most magnificient explosion!
Items are littered everywhere, pwnyy was unaffected his leaden pants had saved his life.... The shield on Gally was now gone
But Gally now had 2 stars of cultivation
pwnyy: Two stars!??! How!??!
Gally: My explosion stretched past the world's limit, breaking out of the loop and continuing.
Gally: You need two million ninety seven thousand and one hundred and fifty two xp to break through to two stars...
Gally: Even without my cultivation, I still have some of my natural abilties
Gally: I summoned random players in empty air spaces right before the explosion reached them
Gally: 20 xp a kill, while breaking through this world's boundaries....
Gally: I can feel the souls of nearly 3000 players to pull from, so I recycled them as they died...
pwnyy: ...
Gally: I killed over a hundred thousand people in those few seconds, and I'll do it again.
Gally: I only need to wait 80 more seconds... to do so
pwnyy: Do you think I'll give you enough time to do that?
Gally: Yes! IF YOU DON'T SHOW ME EVERYTHING YOU HAVE!!!!
pwnyy places a bomb and takes a deep breath
There is nothing obstructing his flames as he travels diagonally down towards Gally, the flames are almost hypnotising
Gally follows along a little slower at first, but as he travels he begins to pick up items...
Just before the flames almost catch up to him, his is running speed is on par with pwnyy's!
pwnyy: you...? my speed should naturally be enhanced from my countless hours of cultivation...
Gally: I have studied, documented, and unlocked all of the perks...
Gally: But I have also created... this is my modified need for speed...
Gally: With it, I am able to close the gap between a two star and a four star!
pwnyy: Blasphemy!
With nothing but open space, the two continued to move in a repetitive fashion... pwnyy had begun to put down his guard, falling into the trance that chaining has always brought; Gally continued to be slightly ahead of him, just barely missing instant death
Gally places a bomb cutting off the chain, but pwnyy survives
Gally and pwnyy are within arms length, too close for a batte of bombs
A shield magically appears over Gally
Gally: EXPLOSION!!!!
pwnyy doesn't run, knowing he is safe because of his leaden pants... he instead looks for the signs of slaughter, he sees faint glimpses of people spawning into existence, merely to be stamped out by the flames
pwnyy: Three stars... already...
Gally: It'll be a bit harder to advance from here... you have 80 more seconds.
Gally gets rid of his modified superior version of need for speed, instead equiping his snowball generator
Gally: With my current status and cultivation... I think I can fight you head-on now
pwnyy does not dare use his beams with delayed bombs technique... instead he decides he needs to get serious
pwnyy: Gally... I really didn't want to have to do this... but you pushed me too far
Gally: You'll need something faster then light
Before the light even reaches Gally, he already is behind pwnyy with his hand on pwnyy's shoulder
Gally: Don't do it... we know how this will end
pwnyy: hahahaha
Gally: is something funny?
pwnyy: Yes! Yes! But Gally!
pwnyy: Hear me out! You know as well as I that the difference between us is like the difference between heaven and earth.
Gally: Naturally...
pwnyy: Well, if you truly believe so... take one of my attacks head on!
Gally: Oh? You know this is pointless right? But very well.
Gally: I'll even lower my defenses
pwnyy: defenses?
A vast array of magic circles completely surround Gally; thin slices of orange circles appear blocking out the universes natural light source
pwnyy: what the actual fuck...
Gally holds up his finger
Gally: wait a second, not done yet
The magic circles extend from his body creating a cascading loop of hoops, an intricate weave of commands and power... but above it all is 5 stars floating right above his head
Gally: As you can see by this all around you, this is the fruit of my labors, the source of my power!
Gally: It would be no fun to fight you at this level...
Gally begins to laugh profusely
Gally: I've always wanted to do this
Gally smashes down both of his hands - completely shattering the circles -
The 5 stars, become 4, they then become 3, 2, and then 1... and he begins to lose his foundational levels as well
Gally: jajajajaja! This feeling, so this is what it feels like to be weak?
Gally: I like it! pwnyy! If there is any inkling of favor you hold towards me, I'll make one request...
Gally: Do not hold back!
pwnyy: You...
pwnyy: You're joking right? There's no wa-
pwnyy: There's no way you could survive!!!
pwnyy also begins laughing
pwnyy: very well Gally... remember... you wished this upon yourself
Two beams of light shoot out of pwnyy's eyes right at Gally
But the light is deflected! An alternate version of Gally steps out of himself, but this time with a camera
Gally: You think I am so weak that I only have reached the pinacle of this universe?
pwnyy: there are more?
The version of Gally that used a 'special' camera to deflect the light refuses with himself
Gally: Even without all of my power you cannot beat me!
pwnyy: You're already dead!
Gally: You are wrong.
Gally then walks outside of his fading body, while a crazy explosion that looks like it is torn between reality and illusion fades out without changing any of the surroundings
Gally: You may think you killed me pwnyy, but I am not dead. And you have not won.
pwnyy: WAIT!!!! That was... the god kick!
pwnyy: How did you even use that on a delayed explosion?
Gally: I'll give you one more chance pwnyy, hit me with everything you have...
pwnyy backs up, and moves at speeds that Gally should no longer have the ability to track
Gally: Ahh... So you've surrounded me with radio bombs eh?
Gally: You seem to have forgotten
Gally throws up a radio bomb and sets it off... it makes an extremely small explosion
pwnyy's eyes widen in shock
pwnyy: that won't work, I've laid down my bombs first!
Gally: Do you truly believe that?
Gally: While your distance may be insane at the moment. I still have my cover pwnyy
Gally: With the openings left, I can defend with my 1 flame!
pwnyy: No! If my bombs are laid down first, it will go-
Gally rolls a minebomb over setting off the chain, right before it hits him he jumps into a secluded space
pwnyy: You were just trying to buy time! Did you also just use a jetpack generator...
pwnyy: hmm, so you probably have three other perks?
Gally: You continue to bombard me with child's play pwnyy...
Gally cracks his neck, pops his shoulders then stretches while holding his hands together and cracking his fingers
Gally: I'm putting you on a clock
Gally looks up
Gally: It is time... you better run!
A shield magically appears over Gally
pwnyy: No... a shield generator as well! He... isn't doing what I think he is? Right? RIGHT!?
Gally: EXPLOSION!
Massive walls of fire extend out from Gally... creating a most magnificient explosion!
Items are littered everywhere, pwnyy was unaffected his leaden pants had saved his life.... The shield on Gally was now gone
But Gally now had 2 stars of cultivation
pwnyy: Two stars!??! How!??!
Gally: My explosion stretched past the world's limit, breaking out of the loop and continuing.
Gally: You need two million ninety seven thousand and one hundred and fifty two xp to break through to two stars...
Gally: Even without my cultivation, I still have some of my natural abilties
Gally: I summoned random players in empty air spaces right before the explosion reached them
Gally: 20 xp a kill, while breaking through this world's boundaries....
Gally: I can feel the souls of nearly 3000 players to pull from, so I recycled them as they died...
pwnyy: ...
Gally: I killed over a hundred thousand people in those few seconds, and I'll do it again.
Gally: I only need to wait 80 more seconds... to do so
pwnyy: Do you think I'll give you enough time to do that?
Gally: Yes! IF YOU DON'T SHOW ME EVERYTHING YOU HAVE!!!!
pwnyy places a bomb and takes a deep breath
There is nothing obstructing his flames as he travels diagonally down towards Gally, the flames are almost hypnotising
Gally follows along a little slower at first, but as he travels he begins to pick up items...
Just before the flames almost catch up to him, his is running speed is on par with pwnyy's!
pwnyy: you...? my speed should naturally be enhanced from my countless hours of cultivation...
Gally: I have studied, documented, and unlocked all of the perks...
Gally: But I have also created... this is my modified need for speed...
Gally: With it, I am able to close the gap between a two star and a four star!
pwnyy: Blasphemy!
With nothing but open space, the two continued to move in a repetitive fashion... pwnyy had begun to put down his guard, falling into the trance that chaining has always brought; Gally continued to be slightly ahead of him, just barely missing instant death
Gally places a bomb cutting off the chain, but pwnyy survives
Gally and pwnyy are within arms length, too close for a batte of bombs
A shield magically appears over Gally
Gally: EXPLOSION!!!!
pwnyy doesn't run, knowing he is safe because of his leaden pants... he instead looks for the signs of slaughter, he sees faint glimpses of people spawning into existence, merely to be stamped out by the flames
pwnyy: Three stars... already...
Gally: It'll be a bit harder to advance from here... you have 80 more seconds.
Gally gets rid of his modified superior version of need for speed, instead equiping his snowball generator
Gally: With my current status and cultivation... I think I can fight you head-on now
pwnyy does not dare use his beams with delayed bombs technique... instead he decides he needs to get serious
pwnyy: Gally... I really didn't want to have to do this... but you pushed me too far
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pwnyy: By the power invested in Jimmy... I summon you. pot of gold!
pwnyy: By using pot of gold, I am able to summon a leprechaun.. this leprechaun all-
Gally: Enough! Using one of Jimmy's secret techniques won't work!
pwnyy: Urgh... he saw through it!
Gally secretly feels relieved, pot of gold is OP OP, luckily pwnyy cancelled it
Gally: Tell me pwnyy, have you ever been scored before?
pwnyy: Santa? Wai-!
Another version of Gally had placed a snowball right behind pwnyy, he had used an invis shot and was crouched on the ground
Gally quickly ran over at a crazy speed, while spamming pwnyy with harmless rainbooms
pwnyy: My eyes!!
Gally used all of his strength to trip pwnyy over the Gally that was crouched on the ground, causing him to get stuck inside of a snowball
Gally: My snowball generator is unrivaled!
The crouched Gally's invis shot wears off, and a Gally splits off from him as well as another Gally splitting off from him - each with slightly different variations
pwnyy: Let me out!!!
Gally, using his network of other Gally's he begins to align pwnyy with the distant goal... sending him towards it as it begins to shrink... while also re-fusing with the other Gally's
300 evil hamsters appeared at (1523,4578)
A mountain of evil robot hamster's appear near the goal...
pwnyy: Using the ointments I was able to tap into a divine command... this should stop me from becoming a santa!
Contrary to pwnyy's expectations, all of the hamsters eyes lit up with hearts in them and they lined up to block his path
pwnyy: YES! YES!!!
They all got caught in the snowball
Gally: Oh...that shouldn't work...
Looking at the scene there was 301 santas around, all acting quite derpy...
Gally: You becoming a santa doesn't mean I have won... I need to still figure out which one is pwnyy
Gally walked into the pact of santas... any one of them could harbor ill intent.... pwnyy had turned his santa disguise into a massive scapegoat!
Gally's shield reappears!
Gally: EXPLOSION!!!!!
Only one santa is left standing, and Gally is still a three star (despite using his same tactics)
Gally: Found you...80 more seconds... act now... while you still have the advantage!
pwnyy: I bring gifts!
To be continued....
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