Very Important Question!

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• Gally

  November 2018 edited November 2018

  yes they bought them. And I think you'll find that this user can overpower most players even without those perks. They are one of the most skilled players in the game -
  
  https://gameofbombs.com/#/rankings/ then click "All Time".
  

  
  https://youtu.be/3vY7T4ZG44A

  Thanked by 3 Stranger_Butts HASHARAHHA14 KCG_Ryuzero
• Jimmy_Scissors

  November 2018

  Gally wrote: »

  They are one of the most skilled players in the game -
  
  https://gameofbombs.com/#/rankings/ then click "All Time".

  
  Aren't we forgetting the MOST IMPORTANT thing here?
  Jimmy Scissors is the 522nd BEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME.
  
  This changes everything.
  
  *clears throat & steps up to podium..
  
  "I'd like to thank God.... my fellow players.... the game designers & moderators....
  But most importantly..... YOU ..... I couldn't have done it without you...."
  
  *wipes tear
  
  *crowd applauds
  
  

  Thanked by 4 HASHARAHHA14 Stranger_Butts server_down KCG_Ryuzero
• HASHARAHHA14

  November 2018

  Thanks man, it means a lot. *squints eyes* - wait a second! Jimmy!! let's talk about this!-
  
  *A man was attacked that day, by an ointment theif. *
  
  
  Report:
  
  Name: Jimmy_Scissors
  Description of event:
  
  hash: "I don't really want to talk about this...."
  reporter: "Can you please just describe one more time what he looked like?"
  hash: "Urgh... He had on a helmet like he usual does, he's not one for skins.... he was on the podium... but then-" *hash breaks down into tears*
  reporter: "but then what!??!"
  
  (Soccerballruff comes out of a goal)
  
  SR: "Ha! Ha! Free at last, time to get back into business"
  reporter: "Excuse me sir, were you here at this goalie by the podium?"
  SR: "Why yes, I was."
  reporter: "Can you give me a report of what happened?"
  SR: "No"
  reporter: "Excuse me?"
  
  *SR begins to shake, re-living the horrors that he had seen*
  SR: "Buck this! I thought I was a monster!"
  *SR dashes for the goal, but stops midway*
  SR: "It's.... not enough"
  *SR then goes for a abyss, but is stopped at the last second*
  
  By whom?.... well the soccerball expert of course!
  
  - Gally enters the scene -
  A man part robot, part human... sometimes a camera as well...
  Gally: "SR, calm down man. It'll be alright, he can not hurt you any longer.... just come here, we will put this behind us"
  SR: "Really?..." *sniffles*
  *SR moves closers*
  Gally: "jajajajjajajaja"
  *SR is pushed into the goal*
  hash: "Gooooooaaaal!!!"
  *the reporter, and Gally both look at hash... while raising their eyebrows*
  hash: *cough* "Excuse_me, I'll be going back to being traumatized..."
  *hash starts dancing in the corner of the map*
  
  reporter: "Can someone please just tell me what happened?"
  Gally: "I warn you, this is graphic footage"
  *Gally takes the VHS tape out of his camera, and wills a TV into existence... playing the video for the reporter*
  
  the reporter sees leprechauns... magical farts... ointments... chaos.... an ever changing cascade of terror... and aura of the unpredictable
  merely emanating off of the Jimmy Scissors....
  
  -Jimmy scissors appears out of nowhere!-
  Jimmy_Scissors: "Did somebody say ointments?"
  Jimmy_Scissors: "That's such a fun word"
  *Jimmy slowly walks toward the reporter and Gally*
  
  *Gally stands there, unyielding... not a trace of fear to be seen, but the reporter is obviously shaken*
  
  Gally: "Come down, stand right here... yess.... you'll be safe"
  *Gally pushes the reporter into the goal*
  hash: "Gooaaaaaaal!!!!!"
  
  
  Jimmy_Scissors: "So? It's just me and you isn't it?"
  hash: "slowly backs away"
  Gally: "I believe we have some unfinished business.... jimmy"
  
  *two tubes of ointment appear in Jimmy's hand as he charges at Gally*
  *Gally quickly starts kicking bombs towards jimmy, and uses a rainboom to blind him*
  Jimmy_Scissors: "Hey!!! You think your the only one... with that kind of power?"
  Jimmy_Scissors: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
  *4 pots of gold appear, opening a fourth dimension in rainbow pathways*
  Gally: "Oh? So you mastered it huh? Well I guess I should stop holding back then...."
  Jimmy_Scissors: "What do you me-"
  
  *Jimmy barely dodges a nuke right at his location*
  
  Gally: "jajajajjajajaja"
  Gally: "You have no idea, who you are dealing with here!"
  
  *Jimmy begins to shake in excitement, he had never been pushed so far in a battle before*
  
  
  *hash appears on the other side of the map (he had backed up so far, that he ended up right in the action*
  hash: "Dammit! Every single time.... welp"
  *hash cracks knuckles, then pops his neck - he walks toward them slowly, with an aura of a god*
  hash:"What's that right there?"
  *hash points off in the distance*
  *Gally and Jimmy both look*
  *hash uses hash energy to get the hell out of there*
  
  *The battle continues*
  
  Who will win? Gally or Jimmy? Find out next time...
  
  To be continued.... (probably not xD)
  

  Thanked by 3 Gally KCG_Ryuzero Jimmy_Scissors
• Jimmy_Scissors

  November 2018

  haha. Lawd have mercy

  Thanked by 2 HASHARAHHA14 Gally
• LeSerge

  November 2018

  Better than Hashirama v. Madara
  
  *Sets up popcorn stand outside map*

  Thanked by 1 Jimmy_Scissors